• Mom: "How about you go to your room and get ready to come out here and hang out with us."
  • Me: "How about no"

me on my period

  • me: touch me and DIE
  • me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
  • me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
  • me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
  • me: -cries for 3 hours-
  • me: oh my god i'm hungry
  • me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
  • me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
  • me: -sneezes-
  • me: THE END IS HERE

thegoddamazon:

dividings:

Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.

Holy fucking truth bombs.

(via hopelesslyy-lost)